Wednesday, 13 July 2016

THE DELIVERANCE SESSIONS



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The story is the same everywhere.  Agatha seemed normal and very chatty on the way to the crusade. She had told you how wicked it was for a man to kill another for whatever reason. She of course argued that the incessant killings in the North and in the East are becoming unbecoming. 

Then you guys entered the church only for you to discover that Agatha is fully possessed by an evil spirit. It was the evil spirit in her that has been arguing for and against. But there was something a bit unclear about Agatha's demonic fall during the deliverance stage of the crusade; the pastor filled with the power to cast out demons needed to push Agatha, his thumb pressed against her forehead and then the pushing and swirling until Agatha fell like a heap. 

I remember a story a friend told me one day. His mother believed that he was possessed by an evil spirit when he was growing up partly because, he was always sick and also because he was very destructive as a child. So, it came to pass that the mother took him to a prayer warrior. The prayer warrior of course confirmed the demonic possession and quickly wore her armor of war and started the deliverance prayer. 

She would blow air with accompanying spits from her mouth onto the poor boy's face in a bid to drive away the demon. The boy stood. Then she placed her thumb on him and pushed him so hard that he fell. She then commanded the poor boy to confess the name of that stubborn spirit. The boy looked at the mum and knew that failure to pronounce a name would spell more deliverances of such nature. Smartly, he shouted: "Tu Pac Amaru Shakur" and pretended to collapse. The prayer warrior turned to the mother and said: "Topackarikature, is the most demonic of all childhood demons. Burn 7 midnight candles every night to ward him off your environment".  Of course the candles must be bought from her to ensure their efficiency.
Please, the cerebellum controls gait and balance. Do not let fraudulent men tamper with your cerebellum and your cerebrum at the same time. Go for prayers and deliverances. But be careful and let not people feed off your gullibility

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