Friday 18 March 2016

LOCKED UP. THEY WON’T LET HER OUT



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She continued to look through the Window of the bus on her way to the writers’ conference. She will be doing her presentation today otherwise she would have cancelled attending the conference.  The night before was nothing to write home about nor was it something to call home for. She had written and called home before but her parents kept assuring her that nwaanyi ina be di ya is never a good impression. "A woman running away from her husband's house is a shame and taboo" her mother had once shouted on the phone. "Did I leave your father's house? Don't worry, we will talk to him" her mother concluded.
So she maintained her gaze outside the Window as the bus glided past the various attractions and distractions of Lagos. She was in part hiding her left bruised eyes from her fellow passengers as if Lagos ever cared, and in part she was looking out searching for a motivation,  a trigger, a match to set her writing speech on fire.
First, she noticed a group of teeming youths rushing to change over and carry out their daily routine and unskilled works for the Chinese construction company which has been awarded the seemingly unending contract to build a ten lane road network extending into the neighboring West African countries.
The street boys who took full advantage of bad roads in the state and barricade the streets. Removing the barriers only after the bus driver had settled them via his conductor.  Then the government approved uniform 'touts' who collected monies from the buses at various busstops signing some incomprehensible autographs that she had always imagined how on earth they recognized what they had written.
The little boys and girls who instead of being in school were on the streets and main roads hawking goods for their parents and guardians.  She imagined the hazards of selling on the main road; the risk of car accident,  of kidnapping and of sexual harassment. She told had sold as a child too but that was at Relief market in Onitsha where her mum popularly known as NWAANYI OFEAKWU plied her trade. So when the little girl shouting "cold water, mineral" came directly to her Window showcasing her goods, she was in a dilemma whether to buy or not to buy. By buying, the girl would sell faster and leave the harm's way. But also, the parent or however threw her into the harm's way will see more profitable reasons to send her back that day or another day. The bus driver accelerated a bit faster helping her with her decision.
Then she remembered how after the Christmas season her neighbours brought a girl child to live with them in the city. The poor girl must have dreamt of coming to Lagos, a land where she would get to watch television, see high rise buildings, even climb onto some of them. She must have been expectant on learning the pidgin language which my neighbors children must have used to mesmerize their little heads back in the villa.
But she was disillusioned. March is ending but she barely sees the cloud of the heavens. Her uncle's wife had accused her of witchcraft just few weeks after her uncle brought her probably against the advice of the wife. Her uncle is a good man and wanted to help his sister by taking her daughter to live with him in Lagos. But his pregnant wife wouldn't tolerate such kindness.
She had always heard the man's wife beating the poor girl mercilessly and accusing her of all sorts of witchcraft.  The poor girl has been locked up for months in a cage of a room and most likely warned never to switch on the cage lights at night and never to come closer to the Window.
She always peeped to see if the poor child was still there.
She had found her inspiration for the conference. But she prays she would find a way to communicate to her audience that her story about the poor girl child wasn't fictional but a reality right within her compound.

#achildisbeentraumatized#

Friday 11 March 2016

THE THREE DAYS DARKNESS



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Not that we were not used to going a week without light but there was a new rumour in town. Three days of stark darkness, no light at all not even from the kerosene stoves. This rumour was one of the most frightening we had ever heard.

The news was everywhere; in the churches, in the market places, in schools, in the streets, everywhere. Some said the frightening event would happen in the year 1998 while some said it would not happen until the year 2000. 

According to the rumour, the three days of total darkness will see the end of all evil-doers as the devil himself will be unleashed and he will come and claim his own. His messengers would come to torment, kill and tempt the faith of believers. There would be a great tribulation and only the truly holy and just would survive. No lights except for the blessed candles from the churches would glow. We were then advised to stock holy candles in our houses in preparation for these days of doom and anger. Every household including ours stock candles enough to serve for three days darkness and even more should there be an extension.

Preaching then began in different places of worship that personal belongings should be given up in the churches if one would want to be alive after the third day. These personal belonging would be a hindrance as they were worldly and as a result sinful. Many believed and handed over as many 'sinful' belongings as they were willing to. Large sums of money were deposited in the pastor's coffers and some pastors became millionaires overnight.

As children the three days darkness rumour really got to us. We became very afraid to do anything. We discussed it in sorrowful moods and sometimes even cried for we wouldn’t know who would be saved. We kept imagining the horrors of the days and whether we would be able to survive the onslaught. The meat and fish stealing characteristic of children in our days reduced drastically. We all needed the salvation.

Then 1998 came, and France won the world cup. Nothing more. 1999, Nigeria became a democratic federation. Then we entered the new millennium and we are now about 16years into it.

I am not saying that the darkness didn’t fall upon us during those prophesied years. No, the darkness did happen. But it was majorly caused by the NEPA, now PHCN. And contrary to just 3days, it sometimes even lasted for months. The candles did serve their purposes on those occasions. 

Friends, three days darkness is real. For three days now, I have not seen light in my area. I pray it stops on this third day.

Thursday 3 March 2016

SPIRITUAL CHEQUE


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Not that I do not believe in miracles. Far from it, I have always believed in miracle and miracle workers. Even magic, I know it exists too. Just that I have to believe in only one. However, in both I have to be skeptical. 

The argument and complain was that I do not attend other churches' programmes when invited. But friends do attend mine when I invite them over. I gave up; "fine I will attend your church programme but please not on a Sunday. You guys do hold a prayer and delivery session on Tuesdays, right? I will be in attendance next Tuesday". 

So on the 4th day of March, 2014 I took off with my friend to his church. The members were very brotherly and sisterly I must admit. Like you were about to pass through the security doors of an Access Bank; "welcome brother to our Tuesday programme ". The ushers were good too. And SHARP, I must say. My friend kept looking at me, with that smile of 'shebi, I told you. We are like family here'. The pride in his smile was quite evident. He would bet I would definitely visit again. What is more? I might even become a full-fledged member. A new convert. Alleluia somebody!! 

The chief pastor came in and the prayer session kicked off. We prayed and prayed. And people were delivered. 

Then it was time to break the barriers of poverty. Time for open doors. Time for financial breakthrough.
The pastor made us understand that faith without good work is void. I nodded and gave the pastor a hidden thumbs up. He continued; "this is what I mean. IF YOU ARE HERE AND YOU WANT TO INCREASE YOUR MONTHLY TAKE HOME. JUST RAISE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR". Hands went up. Even the wealthiest must have raised his hands too. Isn’t that greediness? 

"SO, CLOSE YOUR EYES NOW, AND WITH YOUR HANDS UP, PULL OUT A SPIRITUAL PEN AND SIGN A SPIRITUAL CHEQUE WITH THE AMOUNT YOU SO DESIRE AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WITHIN SIX MONTHS" the pastor shouted from the pulpit.

It was now serious business. My friend didn’t care to look out for me again. Even when I tried tapping him to borrow me his spiritual pen, he didn’t seem to notice my tapping. He was so engrossed with the cheque-signing activity and was drawing so many zeroes in the air. The whole congregation kept signing and claiming the signed cheques with thunderous 'AMENS'.

I guess the cheque-signing was the faith the pastor preached. Then the faith at work part came.
Pastor: "Now that you all have signed the spiritual cheque. If you really believe, come out now and give God His one-tenth of the payment. Or if you don’t have the full payment now, come out and make a deposit into the offering box with a promise to complete the payment within a month".
Tithe even before the proceeds have been made? Gracious God!!!! 

My utmost concern was for my friend. I saw the many spiritual zeroes he added to his monthly take home. So if he would be true to God, then God's one-tenth of the payment would even exceed a six figure sum.
He unknowingly and probably with shock turned to look at me. He obviously saw the sheepish smile on my face and quickly turned to face the pulpit again with a little of 'get behind me' gesture. He needn't worry about me. I was already behind him. His greatest worry should be him. How on earth can he gather such a lump sum to settle his already incurred spiritual debt? 

He walked to the altar and dropped whatever was left in his wallet into the offering box. On our way home, I carefully refused to talk about that particular part of the prayer and deliverance session. On his own part too, he reasonably refused to inquire if I would be visiting again.
It's been two years now and my friend is yet to cash his SPIRITUAL CHEQUE. Maybe he forgot to open the cheque?

If God had destined him for greatness and his hardwork pays off tomorrow, it will be assumed that he just got his SPIRITUAL CHEQUE paid. Not minding that postdated cheques have a validity period of 6-1yr. Even Pastor was specific: "6 months"

Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday 1 March 2016

ARE WE OF A DIFFERENT BREED?



ARE WE OF A DIFFERENT BREED?

Right from primary school, we were made to understand that cutting corners is our nation's cornerstone. First, our elder brothers instead of assisting us in our homework they did it themselves. Then Common Entrance Examination came and the teachers made sure that the brilliant pupils were statically evenly distributed amongst the average pupils. This was to ensure a good result for our various schools. We were watching and learning.

We were haphazardly taught titration in chemistry practicals. Then a day or two before WAEC chemistry examination, the end point value was disclosed round the whole secondary schools of the federation. All that was left of a supposed chemistry practical was a mathematical substitution of figures in cm3.
Biology practical was not left out. White papers came out and of course, all that was left was cramming and memorizing.

The system continued into the tertiary institutions. A tertiary level of neglect and impunity. A system that was meant to build ideal youths however was bereft of ideas and produced id-controlled youths.
First, marks which like matter should neither be created nor destroyed were made subject to both creation and destruction. Read all you can but if you did not purchase a particular knowledge-shallow book or illegibly plagiarized manuscript, your failure is certain. So we bought marks at the expense of knowledge.
Then the practicals again. 

We were taught the importance of using distilled water in chemical experiments but in the laboratories, tap water was provided. 

We were told that paper chromatography is an ancient means of identification of molecules. Yet paper chromatography was the only experiment we carried out in the laboratories.
We saw the distillator used in protein identification but we never used it because there was no light.
The day the PHCN smiled on us we discovered that the laboratory technician knew the distillator operation only in theory.

We were forced to see the microorganisms through the light microscope. At a point we accepted that we had seen the otherwise invisible even though in truth, we saw nothing courtesy of poor focusing from the instructor. 

Anyway, some never got to even see or touch the instruments and apparatuses. And they also graduated too.
So we all became UNEMPLOYABLE in our fields. Some Engineers became bankers. Microbiologists became secretaries. Some biochemists became sales representatives.  Some lawyers ended up as just charge and bails.

The system failed us.
There is an ongoing post about how the Buharis, Ojukwus, Ziks, balewas etc became great in their twenties and early thirties. They were taught by white professors who demanded no bribes. 

(a borrowed conversation) 

Teacher: At your age, Alexander the great had conquered the whole world.
Student: Alexander the great had Aristotle as a teacher. All I have is you.

The system has failed us.
But we should not fail ourselves.

#DOITYOURSELF#